








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2890 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2510 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3685 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1818 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,328,510 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | johnmärkä | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | BOAR | 53% | 47 |
| #3 | ✞Bratsu✞ | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | TAIKINAVERUKE | 50% | 240 |
| #5 | timo juusto | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BOAR | 53% | 47 |
| #3 | ✞Bratsu✞ | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | TAIKINAVERUKE | 50% | 240 |
| #5 | timo juusto | 44% | 41 |
| #6 | AnssiReborn | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAIKINAVERUKE | 52 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | johnmärkä | 5 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | timo juusto | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | BOAR | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | AnssiReborn | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAIKINAVERUKE | 518 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | ✞Bratsu✞ | 138 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | timo juusto | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | BOAR | 27 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | AnssiReborn | 25 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞Bratsu✞ | +1.58 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | TAIKINAVERUKE | +1.09 | 73 | 53 |
| #3 | ☣ | +0.28 | 58 | 55 |
| #4 | johnmärkä | -0.61 | 65 | 34 |
| #5 | BOAR | -1.66 | 41 | 35 |





