








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 171 | 22% |
| Smokes | 283 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 115 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 203 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $14,768 of utility $16 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheAGuy⓶ | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | FkN | rollin' | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Mj2.WasteOfSpace | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | Dylsshop | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | FkN | penjamin franklin | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FkN | penjamin franklin | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | FkN | rollin' | 1 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Dylsshop | 1 | 0.0192 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheAGuy⓶ | +4.12 | 49 | 18 |
| #2 | FkN | rollin' | +1.91 | 67 | 51 |
| #3 | Mj2.WasteOfSpace | +0.99 | 59 | 4 |
| #4 | Dylsshop | -0.55 | 7 | 25 |
| #5 | The$guy | -0.95 | 37 | 27 |





