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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
43 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 32 | 24% |
| Smokes | 37 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 42 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 24 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $14,975 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElNino | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | P1HLAK | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | BIG EPSTEIN 67 | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | skaff | 100% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElNino | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | P1HLAK | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | BIG EPSTEIN 67 | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | skaff | 100% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1HLAK | 1 | 0.0263 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skaff | 4 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #2 | ElNino | 4 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | P1HLAK | 3 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skaff | +14.06 | 66 | 89 |
| #2 | P1HLAK | +1.36 | 36 | 73 |
| #3 | ElNino | +0.94 | 85 | 76 |
| #4 | ra1nerpeek666 | -1.52 | 14 | 30 |
| #5 | BIG EPSTEIN 67 | -3.44 | 23 | 30 |





