








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




367 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8074 | 47% |
| Smokes | 1893 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 4643 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2618 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,736,863 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flumpltn | 41% | 83 |
| #2 | Poulpinet | 39% | 71 |
| #3 | Bims | 31% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flumpltn | 41% | 83 |
| #2 | Poulpinet | 39% | 71 |
| #3 | Bims | 31% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flumpltn | 15 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Poulpinet | 11 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Bims | 7 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flumpltn | 463 | 0.28 | 12 min |
| #2 | Bims | 361 | 0.33 | 8 min |
| #3 | Poulpinet | 109 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bims | +1.20 | 59 | 62 |
| #2 | Wavy | +1.03 | 68 | 45 |
| #3 | Flumpltn | -1.46 | 49 | 55 |
| #4 | Poulpinet | -1.59 | 55 | 33 |





