








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2264 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1742 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1719 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1769 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,079 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Re0ru | 61% | 18 |
| #8 | Pinkie | 58% | 143 |
| #9 | PARADOX | 57% | 72 |
| #10 | Y4RAn1 | 51% | 57 |
| #11 | brong | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinkie | 658 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #2 | PARADOX | 292 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Y4RAn1 | 138 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | .seth | 114 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | brong | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Re0ru | +5.21 | 91 | 58 |
| #2 | Pinkie | +5.09 | 92 | 55 |
| #3 | ☦Geo777☦ | +3.57 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | .seth | +2.40 | 82 | 64 |
| #5 | karuta | +1.72 | 76 | 65 |





