








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1061 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 412 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11106 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8993 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 10387 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8267 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,083,836 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 982 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .seth | 69% | 150 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | 69% | 100 |
| #3 | Skander | 64% | 39 |
| #4 | Pinkie | 60% | 132 |
| #5 | g1ga | 57% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinkie | 660 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #2 | .seth | 646 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #3 | Y4RAn1 | 362 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | g1ga | 343 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #5 | losty | computersad.com | 313 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☦Geo777☦ | +3.85 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | Pinkie | +3.72 | 86 | 58 |
| #3 | .seth | +2.41 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | losty | computersad.com | +0.55 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | Y4RAn1 | -0.13 | 80 | 57 |





