








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 657 matches | ||
| Wingman | 366 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




239 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18309 | 36% |
| Smokes | 15288 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5398 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 11799 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $906,015 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berry | 60% | 463 |
| #2 | Prince of Samoa | 53% | 129 |
| #3 | Bun | 51% | 266 |
| #4 | Soya.cc | 51% | 274 |
| #5 | miskamiska | 46% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Prince of Samoa | 53% | 129 |
| #3 | Bun | 51% | 266 |
| #4 | Soya.cc | 51% | 274 |
| #5 | miskamiska | 46% | 78 |
| #6 | Lando | 30% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soya.cc | 38 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Prince of Samoa | 29 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | miskamiska | 19 | 0.0134 |
| #4 | Lando | 17 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Berry | 11 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soya.cc | 621 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | Berry | 618 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | Prince of Samoa | 583 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #4 | Bun | 168 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #5 | miskamiska | 132 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berry | +4.50 | 75 | 49 |
| #2 | Prince of Samoa | +3.22 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | Bun | +2.11 | 86 | 50 |
| #4 | miskamiska | +1.86 | 61 | 54 |
| #5 | Tarzan | +0.06 | 59 | 61 |





