








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1051 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 291 matches | ||
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,637 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2749 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3104 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2610 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4174 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $964,450 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 837 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarzan | 60% | 463 |
| #2 | Prince of Samoa | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | Bun | 51% | 117 |
| #4 | Soya.cc | 51% | 84 |
| #5 | miskamiska | 47% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Bun | 51% | 117 |
| #4 | Soya.cc | 51% | 84 |
| #5 | miskamiska | 47% | 91 |
| #6 | Tom | 39% | 57 |
| #7 | Lando | 34% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarzan | 53 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | miskamiska | 18 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Lando | 14 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | Tom | 9 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | Prince of Samoa | 9 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarzan | 1585 | 0.20 | 38 min |
| #2 | Tom | 244 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | Prince of Samoa | 225 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #4 | Soya.cc | 151 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | miskamiska | 146 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berry | +4.51 | 74 | 49 |
| #2 | Prince of Samoa | +3.89 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | Bun | +2.10 | 86 | 49 |
| #4 | miskamiska | +0.92 | 59 | 55 |
| #5 | Tarzan | +0.57 | 63 | 57 |





