








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 866 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 149 matches | ||
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9494 | 27% |
| Smokes | 14560 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 4933 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5880 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,282,099 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucious | 67% | 175 |
| #2 | LuciousVI | 63% | 92 |
| #3 | JYメ_メ | 63% | 292 |
| #4 | Rawr | 60% | 244 |
| #5 | PakaPakaMiss | 58% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | LuciousVI | 63% | 92 |
| #3 | JYメ_メ | 63% | 292 |
| #4 | Rawr | 60% | 244 |
| #5 | PakaPakaMiss | 58% | 180 |
| #6 | loludiedha | 44% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucious | 16 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | LuciousVI | 12 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | JYメ_メ | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | PakaPakaMiss | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Rawr | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JYメ_メ | 943 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | Rawr | 488 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | Lucious | 344 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | PakaPakaMiss | 246 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | LuciousVI | 177 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuciousVI | +4.90 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | Lucious | +4.11 | 70 | 57 |
| #3 | eraserdust | +2.38 | 50 | 59 |
| #4 | JYメ_メ | +2.19 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | Rawr | +1.87 | 48 | 63 |





