








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2146 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2816 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1900 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3672 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,007,260 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuciousVI | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | eraserdust | 60% | 244 |
| #3 | Lucious | 60% | 107 |
| #4 | JYメ_メ | 57% | 228 |
| #5 | PakaPakaMiss | 52% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JYメ_メ | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | eraserdust | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Lucious | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | LuciousVI | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | PakaPakaMiss | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eraserdust | 770 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | JYメ_メ | 763 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #3 | Lucious | 173 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | PakaPakaMiss | 114 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | LuciousVI | 63 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucious | +3.61 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | LuciousVI | +2.52 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | JYメ_メ | +2.08 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | Rawr | +1.34 | 48 | 63 |
| #5 | eraserdust | +0.43 | 47 | 55 |





