








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 314 | 26% |
| Smokes | 327 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 370 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 216 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $260,698 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eraserdust | 44% | 81 |
| #2 | Rawr | 42% | 91 |
| #3 | QuLink | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | LuciousVI | 39% | 23 |
| #5 | JYメ_メ | 38% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JYメ_メ | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Rawr | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | eraserdust | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Lucious | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | PakaPakaMiss | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JYメ_メ | 358 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | eraserdust | 250 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Rawr | 168 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lucious | 84 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | PakaPakaMiss | 65 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuciousVI | +3.63 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | Lucious | +2.68 | 67 | 55 |
| #3 | JYメ_メ | +2.09 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | Rawr | +1.16 | 50 | 62 |
| #5 | eraserdust | +0.54 | 50 | 54 |





