








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
733 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 215 | 34% |
| Smokes | 120 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 198 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 92 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $143,235 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barbie | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Suvalind | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Bao | 52% | 77 |
| #4 | WhereU | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barbie | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Suvalind | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Bao | 52% | 77 |
| #4 | WhereU | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bao | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Suvalind | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Barbie | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bao | 18 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #2 | Suvalind | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | WhereU | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Barbie | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | numi | +3.99 | 87 | 36 |
| #2 | Suvalind | +1.70 | 85 | 29 |
| #3 | Bao | -4.21 | 47 | 28 |
| #4 | Barbie | -4.49 | 28 | 32 |
| #5 | WhereU | -6.16 | 19 | 22 |





