








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2215 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2903 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3202 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3155 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,723,254 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfy2.0 | 57% | 74 |
| #2 | shanky | 55% | 269 |
| #3 | Rogers | 54% | 228 |
| #4 | S4MZ | 47% | 51 |
| #5 | Bhayanak Lund | 47% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfy2.0 | 57% | 74 |
| #2 | shanky | 55% | 269 |
| #3 | Rogers | 54% | 228 |
| #4 | S4MZ | 47% | 51 |
| #5 | Bhayanak Lund | 47% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rogers | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | shanky | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Bhayanak Lund | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | S4MZ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rogers | 588 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | shanky | 458 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Wolfy2.0 | 275 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | Bhayanak Lund | 193 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | S4MZ | 117 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shanky | +1.67 | 41 | 70 |
| #2 | Wolfy2.0 | +1.04 | 56 | 63 |
| #3 | Rogers | +0.66 | 55 | 53 |
| #4 | S4MZ | +0.08 | 58 | 58 |
| #5 | Bhayanak Lund | -0.11 | 44 | 63 |





