








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2679 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1593 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1572 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1918 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2086 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $675,859 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arska | 53% | 83 |
| #2 | shootgun123 | 48% | 197 |
| #3 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 43% | 35 |
| #4 | TR1ckSh0t | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arska | 53% | 83 |
| #2 | shootgun123 | 48% | 197 |
| #3 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 43% | 35 |
| #4 | TR1ckSh0t | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shootgun123 | 16 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 7 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Arska | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | TR1ckSh0t | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arska | 113 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | shootgun123 | 65 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 50 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | TR1ckSh0t | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheChickenJihad | +1.79 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | Arska | +0.26 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | shootgun123 | -1.17 | 64 | 39 |
| #4 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | -2.67 | 74 | 47 |
| #5 | TR1ckSh0t | -6.03 | 3 | 11 |





