








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 918 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 547 | 6% |
| Smokes | 2202 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3431 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3590 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,261,202 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vallesmanni | 50% | 26 |
| #2 | TheChickenJihad | 48% | 197 |
| #3 | Arska | 48% | 92 |
| #4 | Tommi | 44% | 66 |
| #5 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 43% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | TheChickenJihad | 48% | 197 |
| #3 | Arska | 48% | 92 |
| #4 | Tommi | 44% | 66 |
| #5 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 43% | 157 |
| #6 | TR1ckSh0t | 38% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 28 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Tommi | 22 | 0.0164 |
| #3 | TheChickenJihad | 17 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | TR1ckSh0t | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Vallesmanni | 5 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheChickenJihad | 309 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 206 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Arska | 88 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tommi | 87 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Vallesmanni | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheChickenJihad | +1.99 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | Arska | +0.85 | 82 | 51 |
| #3 | shootgun123 | +0.58 | 68 | 38 |
| #4 | Tommi | +0.40 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | -1.79 | 66 | 48 |





