








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 205 | 16% |
| Smokes | 274 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 368 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 459 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $201,042 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 828 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vallesmanni | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Racist Keemstar | 46% | 187 |
| #3 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 43% | 127 |
| #4 | shootgun123 | 38% | 100 |
| #5 | TheChickenJihad | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vallesmanni | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Racist Keemstar | 46% | 187 |
| #3 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 43% | 127 |
| #4 | shootgun123 | 38% | 100 |
| #5 | TheChickenJihad | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Racist Keemstar | 59 | 0.0178 |
| #2 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 26 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | shootgun123 | 23 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | TheChickenJihad | 9 | 0.0197 |
| #5 | Vallesmanni | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Racist Keemstar | 760 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 170 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | shootgun123 | 80 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | TheChickenJihad | 54 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Vallesmanni | 35 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheChickenJihad | +4.27 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | shootgun123 | +2.97 | 74 | 40 |
| #3 | Racist Keemstar | +0.58 | 30 | 54 |
| #4 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | +0.12 | 68 | 49 |
| #5 | Vallesmanni | -0.69 | 17 | 67 |





