








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 686 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1492 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1857 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 856 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 767 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $359,235 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linux#Theboys | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | PXRXLYZED | 63% | 43 |
| #3 | s1mple | 63% | 32 |
| #4 | Briški | 59% | 39 |
| #5 | ExburgTheOne | 55% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | s1mple | 63% | 32 |
| #4 | Briški | 59% | 39 |
| #5 | ExburgTheOne | 55% | 102 |
| #6 | | K5 | | 55% | 113 |
| #7 | Kn0rk1sss | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | K5 | | 51 | 0.0243 |
| #2 | Kn0rk1sss | 11 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | ExburgTheOne | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | PXRXLYZED | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Briški | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | K5 | | 406 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Briški | 191 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | PXRXLYZED | 74 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | s1mple | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Linux#Theboys | 25 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | K5 | | +3.94 | 64 | 52 |
| #2 | s1mple | +0.73 | 33 | 35 |
| #3 | shadowga66 | +0.64 | 44 | 52 |
| #4 | Linux#Theboys | +0.53 | 55 | 50 |
| #5 | Briški | -0.38 | 34 | 66 |





