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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 747 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Wingman | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 302 | 4% |
| Smokes | 2841 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2050 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2804 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $852,895 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PXRXLYZED | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | Briški | 59% | 66 |
| #3 | shadowga66 | 55% | 102 |
| #4 | | K5 | | 51% | 238 |
| #5 | Kn0rk1sss | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PXRXLYZED | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | Briški | 59% | 66 |
| #3 | shadowga66 | 55% | 102 |
| #4 | | K5 | | 51% | 238 |
| #5 | Kn0rk1sss | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | K5 | | 89 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | Kn0rk1sss | 19 | 0.0193 |
| #3 | Briški | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | PXRXLYZED | 8 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | shadowga66 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | K5 | | 684 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | Briški | 303 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | shadowga66 | 150 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | PXRXLYZED | 73 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kn0rk1sss | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | K5 | | +4.48 | 62 | 46 |
| #2 | shadowga66 | +0.82 | 43 | 53 |
| #3 | Briški | +0.23 | 35 | 63 |
| #4 | PXRXLYZED | -1.54 | 25 | 42 |
| #5 | ExburgTheOne | -1.62 | 37 | 21 |





