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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 358 matches | ||
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




187 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3003 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5147 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4530 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2958 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,822,257 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2048 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1mple | 73% | 33 |
| #2 | Briški | 61% | 102 |
| #3 | Kn0rk1sss | 57% | 95 |
| #4 | shadowga66 | 55% | 113 |
| #5 | ExburgTheOne | 51% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Briški | 61% | 102 |
| #3 | Kn0rk1sss | 57% | 95 |
| #4 | shadowga66 | 55% | 113 |
| #5 | ExburgTheOne | 51% | 238 |
| #6 | PXRXLYZED | 51% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kn0rk1sss | 32 | 0.0189 |
| #2 | PXRXLYZED | 21 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | ExburgTheOne | 19 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Briški | 10 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | shadowga66 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Briški | 451 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #2 | PXRXLYZED | 138 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | shadowga66 | 135 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kn0rk1sss | 48 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | s1mple | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | K5 | | +4.19 | 55 | 45 |
| #2 | s1mple | +0.28 | 35 | 36 |
| #3 | shadowga66 | +0.21 | 45 | 47 |
| #4 | Briški | -0.57 | 34 | 60 |
| #5 | Kn0rk1sss | -1.56 | 25 | 25 |





