








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2361 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2260 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1647 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1964 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $549,318 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amazinggggg | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | Sangho | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Totodileuh (Kainé) | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | Bernouille | 44% | 124 |
| #5 | Keyser_Bricks | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bernouille | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Ψ !Mx! ︻芫 --- | 5 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Turocks | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bernouille | 388 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | Turocks | 138 | 0.39 | 5 min |
| #3 | Sangho | 85 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ψ !Mx! ︻芫 --- | 63 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Totodileuh (Kainé) | 60 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Totodileuh (Kainé) | +5.15 | 63 | 67 |
| #2 | Amazinggggg | +2.74 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | Turocks | +2.05 | 75 | 77 |
| #4 | Keyser_Bricks | +1.95 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | Ψ !Mx! ︻芫 --- | +0.76 | 61 | 57 |





