








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 715 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 297 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8045 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7691 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3585 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3912 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,484,654 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ksuoyi | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | rrafiki | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | Amazing11 | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | Bernouille | 50% | 56 |
| #5 | Potato_1616 | 49% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keyser_Bricks | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Potato_1616 | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Liquide Vaisselle | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Bernouille | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Amazinggggg | 5 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amazing11 | +7.60 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | Amazinggggg | +4.96 | 88 | 66 |
| #3 | Ksuoyi | +4.75 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | rrafiki | +4.59 | 85 | 72 |
| #5 | Keyser_Bricks | +3.80 | 71 | 61 |





