








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 124 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5181 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1507 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2804 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1910 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $839,861 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Couscous Falafel | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | monk | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | Ktulu #GSU | 57% | 149 |
| #4 | sweet meat | 57% | 81 |
| #5 | Blevsze | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ktulu #GSU | 498 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | sweet meat | 303 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | monk | 144 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | The Flying Dutchman | 141 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Couscous Falafel | 69 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | millsy | +3.37 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | The Flying Dutchman | +1.78 | 93 | 51 |
| #3 | monk | +1.19 | 69 | 50 |
| #4 | Ktulu #GSU | -0.02 | 47 | 63 |
| #5 | Blevsze | -1.13 | 22 | 33 |





