








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 718 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3507 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2379 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3374 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2576 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $872,835 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YungMar1NNN | 70% | 56 |
| #2 | YungT1paziii | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | karan enjoyer | 67% | 30 |
| #4 | Ace | 66% | 47 |
| #5 | Akeno | 64% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rushyy | 45 | 0.0178 |
| #2 | SHINI | 30 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Ace | 12 | 0.0140 |
| #4 | YungMar1NNN | 11 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | YungT1paziii | 10 | 0.0171 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHINI | 983 | 0.24 | 24 min |
| #2 | rushyy | 368 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | kdrch | 147 | 0.35 | 4 min |
| #4 | Akeno | 111 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ace | 109 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karan enjoyer | +4.13 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | YungMar1NNN | +3.99 | 87 | 52 |
| #3 | Ace | +2.50 | 68 | 53 |
| #4 | kdrch | +2.29 | 65 | 74 |
| #5 | ☯ AbidouXX18 | +1.45 | 80 | 63 |





