








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 145 matches | ||
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1988 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5580 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 2226 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3366 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,494,740 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2842 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gj | 72% | 68 |
| #2 | ☯ AbidouXX18 | 70% | 56 |
| #3 | Ace | 69% | 179 |
| #4 | SHINI | 69% | 65 |
| #5 | YungT1paziii | 66% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ace | 69% | 179 |
| #4 | SHINI | 69% | 65 |
| #5 | YungT1paziii | 66% | 94 |
| #6 | Akeno | 65% | 51 |
| #7 | karan enjoyer | 56% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ace | 50 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | ☯ AbidouXX18 | 17 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | karan enjoyer | 16 | 0.0194 |
| #4 | YungT1paziii | 13 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | gj | 11 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ace | 390 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | SHINI | 359 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #3 | gj | 285 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Akeno | 188 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | ☯ AbidouXX18 | 180 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YungMar1NNN | +5.10 | 91 | 55 |
| #2 | Ace | +3.54 | 79 | 51 |
| #3 | gj | +2.23 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | karan enjoyer | +1.88 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | ☯ AbidouXX18 | +1.15 | 74 | 58 |





