








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2327 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2526 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2277 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2019 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $957,562 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SHINI | 79% | 39 |
| #4 | gj | 79% | 24 |
| #5 | YungMar1NNN | 69% | 179 |
| #6 | ☯ AbidouXX18 | 66% | 47 |
| #7 | YungT1paziii | 63% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YungMar1NNN | 31 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | ☯ AbidouXX18 | 16 | 0.0186 |
| #3 | YungT1paziii | 13 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | SHINI | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | gj | 5 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHINI | 199 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #2 | YungMar1NNN | 185 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | ☯ AbidouXX18 | 138 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Akeno | 101 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #5 | gj | 90 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YungMar1NNN | +4.15 | 93 | 52 |
| #2 | Ace | +2.63 | 76 | 54 |
| #3 | gj | +2.33 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | ☯ AbidouXX18 | +1.66 | 75 | 55 |
| #5 | SHINI | +0.28 | 65 | 64 |





