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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
52 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 123 | 39% |
| Smokes | 86 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 62 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 45 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $15,230 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Artsih | 43% | 7 |
| #2 | Aakestus | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Vilperis | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | insaneHĂ– | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Artsih | 43% | 7 |
| #2 | Aakestus | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Vilperis | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | insaneHĂ– | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aakestus | 3 | 0.0319 |
| #2 | insaneHĂ– | 1 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vilperis | 9 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #2 | insaneHĂ– | 9 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | Artsih | 8 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Aakestus | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | insaneHĂ– | +3.61 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | Aakestus | +1.27 | 87 | 64 |
| #3 | Artsih | +0.73 | 29 | 67 |
| #4 | rain | -1.28 | 35 | 75 |
| #5 | Vilperis | -2.97 | 87 | 69 |





