








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 719 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1934 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1946 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2792 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2272 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,670 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 856 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | damixd | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Kur4 ❤ O | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | Firefly | 75% | 20 |
| #4 | Piccolo23 | 66% | 77 |
| #5 | URSUS | 62% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hrupas | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Gmurecki g4skins | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | URSUS | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Kur4 ❤ O | 3 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | Operator Koparki | 2 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hrupas | 296 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | Gmurecki g4skins | 188 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Firefly | 131 | 0.36 | 4 min |
| #4 | Piccolo23 | 127 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | URSUS | 109 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krawert WIN.SKIN | +1.92 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | URSUS | +1.28 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | Piccolo23 | +0.96 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | Hrupas | +0.35 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | damixd | -0.05 | 71 | 56 |





