








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 242 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1055 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1733 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3523 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2831 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $704,455 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piccolo23 | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | URSUS | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | Gmurecki g4skins | 49% | 72 |
| #4 | damixd | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Firefly | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gmurecki g4skins | 49% | 72 |
| #4 | damixd | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Firefly | 45% | 20 |
| #6 | Krawert WIN.SKIN | 45% | 56 |
| #7 | Hrupas | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krawert WIN.SKIN | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Gmurecki g4skins | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Piccolo23 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Firefly | 168 | 0.38 | 5 min |
| #2 | Hrupas | 145 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Krawert WIN.SKIN | 142 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gmurecki g4skins | 126 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Piccolo23 | 63 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | URSUS | +1.80 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Krawert WIN.SKIN | +1.52 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | Piccolo23 | +1.24 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | damixd | +0.45 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | Hrupas | -0.29 | 76 | 57 |





