








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2325 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2073 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1999 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1996 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $470,342 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krawert WIN.SKIN | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | Senox | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | Hrupas | 58% | 64 |
| #4 | Piccolo23 | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | yaD' | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | yaD' | 53% | 57 |
| #6 | damixd | 52% | 31 |
| #7 | URSUS | 50% | 28 |
| #8 | Greegor | 45% | 20 |
| #9 | Gmurecki g4skins | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hrupas | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Krawert WIN.SKIN | 3 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Greegor | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | yaD' | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | damixd | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaD' | 157 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Hrupas | 130 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | damixd | 119 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | Krawert WIN.SKIN | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Senox | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaD' | +2.92 | 83 | 49 |
| #2 | URSUS | +1.49 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | Krawert WIN.SKIN | +1.24 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | Piccolo23 | +0.64 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | Hrupas | +0.33 | 78 | 61 |





