








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2463 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2403 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2512 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2808 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,126,332 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1021 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hsp Eriksson | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | LallareN | 56% | 266 |
| #3 | B.e.N.z.Z | 54% | 188 |
| #4 | двБэ | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | Jhon "Popeye" Jairo | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | двБэ | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | Jhon "Popeye" Jairo | 51% | 43 |
| #6 | Varning | 48% | 33 |
| #7 | HSP LilForce♕ | 43% | 23 |
| #8 | Banarne | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LallareN | 22 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | B.e.N.z.Z | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Jhon "Popeye" Jairo | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Banarne | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | HSP LilForce♕ | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LallareN | 520 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #2 | B.e.N.z.Z | 481 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | двБэ | 58 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Hsp Eriksson | 57 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Varning | 52 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LallareN | +2.28 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | Seb | +1.11 | 82 | 54 |
| #3 | B.e.N.z.Z | -0.27 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | Varning | -0.35 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | Banarne | -0.66 | 63 | 54 |





