








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 534 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 305 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3699 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3911 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3693 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3126 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,401,621 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HSP LilForce♕ | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Hsp Eriksson | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | Toerstig | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | LallareN | 55% | 313 |
| #5 | Seb | 54% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | LallareN | 55% | 313 |
| #5 | Seb | 54% | 188 |
| #6 | Varning | 52% | 73 |
| #7 | двБэ | 51% | 84 |
| #8 | Jhon "Popeye" Jairo | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LallareN | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Seb | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Hsp Eriksson | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | двБэ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Varning | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LallareN | 592 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #2 | Seb | 361 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | двБэ | 137 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Varning | 117 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hsp Eriksson | 103 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LallareN | +2.08 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | Seb | +1.18 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | Varning | +0.99 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | двБэ | -0.09 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | B.e.N.z.Z | -0.09 | 66 | 62 |





