








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1377 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6324 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5440 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4371 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2565 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4164 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,066,268 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benh | 76% | 34 |
| #2 | lejandary | 66% | 64 |
| #3 | b i Z z Z y | 60% | 57 |
| #4 | mahlolo | 58% | 60 |
| #5 | Oshie | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | umbrz | +3.69 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | benh | +2.39 | 56 | 65 |
| #3 | lejandary | +2.17 | 62 | 84 |
| #4 | Oshie | +1.95 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | b i Z z Z y | +0.91 | 58 | 70 |





