








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7478 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4666 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5240 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4140 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,427,181 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sữa ĐáĐĐỳ | 64% | 72 |
| #2 | Zona | 64% | 55 |
| #3 | gosu | 62% | 71 |
| #4 | sunny | 60% | 53 |
| #5 | umbrz | 60% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lejandary | 3216 | 0.35 | 96 min |
| #2 | otk | 1366 | 0.27 | 37 min |
| #3 | sirhcL | 918 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #4 | benh | 756 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #5 | Zona | 323 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b i Z z Z y | +1.99 | 61 | 69 |
| #2 | lejandary | +1.84 | 67 | 85 |
| #3 | sunny | +1.57 | 82 | 72 |
| #4 | razzsu | +1.34 | 85 | 62 |
| #5 | benh | +1.17 | 56 | 66 |





