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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 583 | 32% |
| Smokes | 530 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 332 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 403 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $269,978 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sprx. | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | 999 | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | 0.79 peek | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | B I G Dixon | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | B I G hubigoacik | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 0.79 peek | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | B I G Dixon | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | B I G hubigoacik | 53% | 15 |
| #6 | 777 | 45% | 22 |
| #7 | Vince Masuka | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B I G hubigoacik | 3 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | 999 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | B I G Dixon | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | 777 | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Vince Masuka | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 999 | 121 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | B I G Dixon | 61 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | B I G hubigoacik | 32 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | 777 | 29 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | 0.79 peek | 6 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sprx. | +8.98 | 35 | 42 |
| #2 | 0.79 peek | +5.09 | 33 | 46 |
| #3 | B I G Dixon | +4.94 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | ғʀɪǫ_ғ12 | +1.24 | 29 | 41 |
| #5 | 999 | +0.19 | 31 | 46 |





