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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 594 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 239 | 11% |
| Smokes | 845 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 800 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 309 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $841,709 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | B I G hubigoacik | 49% | 76 |
| #6 | 777 | 45% | 77 |
| #7 | ғʀɪǫ_ғ12 | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | Angel Batista | 44% | 48 |
| #9 | 0.79 peek | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B I G Dixon | 33 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | 999 | 20 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Angel Batista | 18 | 0.0206 |
| #4 | B I G hubigoacik | 17 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | sprx. | 15 | 0.0152 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B I G Dixon | +4.35 | 51 | 49 |
| #2 | Angel Batista | +3.28 | 19 | 42 |
| #3 | 0.79 peek | +2.89 | 34 | 45 |
| #4 | sprx. | +2.30 | 26 | 33 |
| #5 | ғʀɪǫ_ғ12 | +1.80 | 28 | 43 |





