








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 543 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2634 | 45% |
| Smokes | 823 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1413 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1014 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,218 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glaive fan ツ | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | rest | 46% | 82 |
| #3 | Ego- | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | st6xy | 40% | 43 |
| #5 | chlorine | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rest | 323 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | Ego- | 106 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | -. - | 97 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | st6xy | 84 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | glaive fan ツ | 41 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | audit | +3.89 | 72 | 51 |
| #2 | chlorine | +2.56 | 90 | 60 |
| #3 | rest | +1.63 | 61 | 72 |
| #4 | Ego- | +1.48 | 86 | 57 |
| #5 | -. - | +0.67 | 36 | 31 |





