








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 899 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,901 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2741 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2405 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1462 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2293 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $915,109 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 692 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larry W. Lewis | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | HavoCSoft | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | M A C | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | Bubba | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | marcy | 46% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larry W. Lewis | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | HavoCSoft | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | M A C | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | Bubba | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | marcy | 46% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marcy | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Bubba | 5 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | M A C | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | HavoCSoft | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marcy | 336 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | M A C | 210 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #3 | HavoCSoft | 76 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bubba | 68 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Larry W. Lewis | 27 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larry W. Lewis | +1.03 | 67 | 64 |
| #2 | M A C | +1.03 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | Bubba | +0.87 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | rest | +0.62 | 61 | 68 |
| #5 | HavoCSoft | -0.32 | 56 | 64 |





