








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 437 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 598 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1148 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 144 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 508 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $245,245 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ziganii Lord aka Mircokush | 74% | 23 |
| #4 | Zhong Xina | 66% | 32 |
| #5 | CODY | 44% | 54 |
| #6 | OhnePimmel | 43% | 23 |
| #7 | n100 | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CODY | 8 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Zhong Xina | 5 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | n100 | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Tuff Pigeon Doctor | 2 | 0.0168 |
| #5 | Ziganii Lord aka Mircokush | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zhong Xina | 100 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ziganii Lord aka Mircokush | 77 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | CODY | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | OhnePimmel | 47 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tuff Pigeon Doctor | 30 | 0.25 | 1 min |





