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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
138 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 240 | 33% |
| Smokes | 236 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 94 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 165 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $138,180 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ziganii Lord aka Mircokush | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | Foxy | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | CODY | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | Zhong Xina | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | n100 | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zhong Xina | 8 | 0.0252 |
| #2 | CODY | 6 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Foxy | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | n100 | 2 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | Ziganii Lord aka Mircokush | 1 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zhong Xina | 56 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Foxy | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | CODY | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ziganii Lord aka Mircokush | 18 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | n100 | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |





