








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Esplay | 15 matches | 1,458 | |
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
813 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 244 | 22% |
| Smokes | 129 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 421 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 334 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $266,780 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enderbro678 | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Björkjäveln | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Oskrrt | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Autism | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | elmaco ELCHAPOS BROTHER | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enderbro678 | +3.36 | 82 | 48 |
| #2 | Djungelgeorge | +2.82 | 70 | 34 |
| #3 | Björkjäveln | +2.39 | 78 | 45 |
| #4 | Autism | +0.47 | 51 | 52 |
| #5 | Oskrrt | +0.03 | 74 | 64 |





