








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Esplay | 9 matches | 1,504 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1038 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1240 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1509 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1219 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $737,562 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enderbro678 | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Autism | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Djungelgeorge | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enderbro678 | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Autism | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Djungelgeorge | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autism | 6 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Djungelgeorge | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autism | 118 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Djungelgeorge | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Enderbro678 | 28 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enderbro678 | +3.82 | 79 | 51 |
| #2 | Djungelgeorge | +3.50 | 72 | 30 |
| #3 | elmaco ELCHAPOS BROTHER | +0.92 | 54 | 46 |
| #4 | Autism | -0.20 | 51 | 60 |





