








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 51 | 16% |
| Smokes | 83 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 131 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 54 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $39,503 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Icy | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | J4guar | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | Rogge | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | elmaco ELCHAPOS BROTHER | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Oskrrt | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elmaco ELCHAPOS BROTHER | 2 | 0.0308 |
| #2 | J4guar | 2 | 0.0357 |
| #3 | Oskrrt | 1 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Djungelgeorge | 1 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oskrrt | 26 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | J4guar | 15 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| #3 | Djungelgeorge | 8 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | elmaco ELCHAPOS BROTHER | 6 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Rogge | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Djungelgeorge | +4.84 | 74 | 35 |
| #2 | Icy | +4.43 | 55 | 72 |
| #3 | J4guar | +4.20 | 80 | 49 |
| #4 | Björkjäveln | +3.10 | 73 | 49 |
| #5 | Rogge | +2.82 | 75 | 35 |





