








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 900 | 28% |
| Smokes | 826 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 699 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 768 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $570,879 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 用核彈炸蒼蠅 | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Ken66950 | 56% | 71 |
| #3 | CHINA8964 | 53% | 66 |
| #4 | YeetgerMeister | 52% | 73 |
| #5 | vugetd | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YeetgerMeister | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Whistle baby | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Ken66950 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | CHINA8964 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | 用核彈炸蒼蠅 | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHINA8964 | 216 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ken66950 | 109 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Whistle baby | 104 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | vugetd | 42 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | 用核彈炸蒼蠅 | 38 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eghh | +3.84 | 71 | 58 |
| #2 | Whistle baby | +1.65 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | CHINA8964 | +1.47 | 68 | 54 |
| #4 | YeetgerMeister | -0.56 | 44 | 27 |
| #5 | Ken66950 | -0.82 | 44 | 46 |





