








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1876 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1930 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 246 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




267 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20658 | 56% |
| Smokes | 2435 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 12010 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1511 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,706,186 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veiders | 51% | 1045 |
| #2 | Lusja | 50% | 1564 |
| #3 | Zemka | 50% | 582 |
| #4 | CREWANGRY | 48% | 483 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veiders | 51% | 1045 |
| #2 | Lusja | 50% | 1564 |
| #3 | Zemka | 50% | 582 |
| #4 | CREWANGRY | 48% | 483 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veiders | 28 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | CREWANGRY | 22 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Lusja | 18 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Zemka | 18 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CREWANGRY | 2276 | 0.22 | 52 min |
| #2 | Zemka | 989 | 0.08 | 24 min |
| #3 | Lusja | 967 | 0.03 | 21 min |
| #4 | Veiders | 468 | 0.02 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anton_146 | +1.29 | 48 | 48 |
| #2 | Lusja | +0.13 | 60 | 47 |
| #3 | CREWANGRY | +0.07 | 33 | 64 |
| #4 | Veiders | -0.35 | 34 | 31 |
| #5 | Zemka | -1.38 | 15 | 47 |





