








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 855 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 567 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,901 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8023 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7809 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5822 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4247 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,092,325 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zemka | 55% | 218 |
| #2 | Veiders | 50% | 356 |
| #3 | Lusja | 49% | 424 |
| #4 | anton_146 | 48% | 483 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zemka | 55% | 218 |
| #2 | Veiders | 50% | 356 |
| #3 | Lusja | 49% | 424 |
| #4 | anton_146 | 48% | 483 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anton_146 | 42 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Veiders | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Lusja | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Zemka | 6 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anton_146 | 1222 | 0.12 | 31 min |
| #2 | Zemka | 406 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Lusja | 280 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #4 | Veiders | 142 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anton_146 | +0.91 | 49 | 48 |
| #2 | CREWANGRY | +0.67 | 36 | 63 |
| #3 | Lusja | -0.12 | 59 | 46 |
| #4 | Veiders | -0.23 | 35 | 29 |
| #5 | Zemka | -1.05 | 16 | 48 |





