








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 729 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,100 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9360 | 33% |
| Smokes | 7132 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4863 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6745 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $905,401 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 920 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheNyanCat217 | 60% | 93 |
| #2 | 海皮 | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | Deer_X | 56% | 64 |
| #4 | KAPPA | 54% | 145 |
| #5 | Mikhael | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAPPA | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Ãmatèrasu | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Blacknote | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | TheNyanCat217 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | 海皮 | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 海皮 | +6.29 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | Cinimoddd | +3.23 | 79 | 71 |
| #3 | TheNyanCat217 | +2.94 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | KAPPA | +0.38 | 55 | 67 |
| #5 | Ãmatèrasu | +0.21 | 79 | 53 |





