








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 745 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1070 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7031 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7492 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5622 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6060 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2826 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,857,913 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk1ppyz | 68% | 60 |
| #2 | JMT-IwnI- | 54% | 107 |
| #3 | Septyc | 52% | 236 |
| #4 | skippy | 49% | 596 |
| #5 | ANTs6 | 47% | 485 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | JMT-IwnI- | 54% | 107 |
| #3 | Septyc | 52% | 236 |
| #4 | skippy | 49% | 596 |
| #5 | ANTs6 | 47% | 485 |
| #6 | M4rsh | 43% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skippy | 53 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | ANTs6 | 25 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Sk1ppyz | 10 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Septyc | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | JMT-IwnI- | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANTs6 | 1845 | 0.18 | 40 min |
| #2 | skippy | 1705 | 0.13 | 43 min |
| #3 | Septyc | 482 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | JMT-IwnI- | 185 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | M4rsh | 178 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JMT-IwnI- | +6.14 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | skippy | +3.84 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | Sk1ppyz | +3.70 | 61 | 50 |
| #4 | Septyc | +0.72 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | ANTs6 | -0.28 | 63 | 72 |





