








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 934 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 789 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12750 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9650 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 11287 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7307 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,120,421 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 613 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JMT-IwnI- | 58% | 59 |
| #2 | ✯skiippy | 56% | 73 |
| #3 | skippy | 52% | 444 |
| #4 | Septyc | 51% | 302 |
| #5 | french14 | 47% | 485 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✯skiippy | 56% | 73 |
| #3 | skippy | 52% | 444 |
| #4 | Septyc | 51% | 302 |
| #5 | french14 | 47% | 485 |
| #6 | M4rsh | 38% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skippy | 34 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | french14 | 20 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Septyc | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | JMT-IwnI- | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ✯skiippy | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skippy | 1292 | 0.14 | 31 min |
| #2 | french14 | 1001 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #3 | Septyc | 557 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | M4rsh | 141 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | ✯skiippy | 123 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JMT-IwnI- | +5.58 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | skippy | +3.16 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | ✯skiippy | +0.43 | 52 | 68 |
| #4 | Septyc | +0.32 | 68 | 49 |
| #5 | ANTs6 | -0.32 | 62 | 72 |





