








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 905 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5270 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5525 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1832 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1899 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3211 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,361,468 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1765 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hypervigilant | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | Legacy | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | h0bo | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | ☭ Duck666 | 51% | 55 |
| #5 | byzun | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hypervigilant | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | Legacy | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | h0bo | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | ☭ Duck666 | 51% | 55 |
| #5 | byzun | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hypervigilant | 8 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hypervigilant | 250 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | h0bo | 225 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | ☭ Duck666 | 169 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | byzun | 113 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Legacy | 59 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0bo | +1.72 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | hypervigilant | +1.50 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | SHiNiGAMi | +0.48 | 75 | 43 |
| #4 | Legacy | +0.24 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | byzun | -0.33 | 82 | 63 |





