








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1028 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 494 matches | ||
| Faceit | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12681 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8453 | 22% |
| Smokes | 12392 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 9094 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8339 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,912,784 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zest CS.MONEY bitskins.com | 29 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | drypeak | 28 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | him | 24 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | 「Jay_Liter」 | 15 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | KXD1 | 13 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zest CS.MONEY bitskins.com | 1326 | 0.19 | 33 min |
| #2 | drypeak | 924 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #3 | h0bo | 716 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #4 | Astro | 569 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #5 | 「Jay_Liter」 | 346 | 0.18 | 11 min |





